I'm watching the replay of the Ft Lauderdale game that United won last Saturday 3-0, and I might even have some thoughts for you on the match. But in the meantime I want to draw your attention to some sweet new scarves MN United has for sale at this Saturday's friendly against Welsh EPL side Swansea City:
Now that's a good looking scarf. But this photo reminds me of something:
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| Nothing sells soccer scarves like Stephen King |
I'm picturing manager Manny Lagos slumped over the bar while the ghost of recently-departed-from-the-Premier-League Cardiff City tries to convince him to murder the Swans.
If you want to pluck imagery from Stanley Kubrick movies to sell merchandise, pick something from Spartacus.
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You could hang a scarf around those shoulders,
if you know what I mean |
You've got a rag tag team of minor league soccer players trying to over throw the old British empire, who have dominated the soccer landscape for centuries. Just put Lagos on a horse and throw a scarf over him. That's how you move some scarves!
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