Saturday, October 4, 2014

Ibarra and the USMNT

Today is the day that USMNT coach Jurgen Klinsmann is supposed to announce his squad for USA's October friendlies, and the names are said to include an NASL player, MN United's very own Miguel Ibarra.

When ESPN's Jeff Carlisle first broke this story on Monday, NASL and MLS fans had to take a second to pick their jaw up off from the ground. No player from the modern NASL era (that is since it's rebirth in 2011) has made the USA men's squad. You have to go back to 2006 to find the last time a player from USA's minor league system has made the men's senior team.

The positives from this piece of news may be obvious. Miguel Ibarra certainly deserves this honor. He has had an outstanding season for Minnesota United and, if it weren't for the exploits of his strike partner, Christian Ramirez, would be a shoe-in for league MVP. Not only does his skill and work ethic warrant an in-depth look from Klinsmann and his coaching staff, his technique makes him the exact type of player Klinsmann covets. Ibarra's pace, dribbling, and ability to pick a dangerous pass in the final third are the type of tools Klinsmann's players need to create his ideal team: a high-press possession-happy squad.

The cynic in me would be remiss not to point out that these next friendlies, coming approximately 3 months after the World Cup ended, are possibly the most meaningless friendlies the team will play. USA's next "meaningful" competition is the 2015 Gold Cup: a tournament comprised of Caribbean, North and Central American squads that provides little in the way of competition for USA. Aside from Mexico and Costa Rica, opponents will pose few problems for America's B-team. That's all to say that it doesn't really matter who Klinsmann's calls up to the squad; most players are far from guaranteed playing time in any major competition.

But there's an even bigger curiosity about this decision to bring Ibarra into the team. Was there no other American player in all of MLS, or for that matter one playing aboard in Europe or down south in Mexico, that didn't deserve a call-up ahead of an NASL player, albeit arguably the best NASL player? In the past, Klinsmann has made a point of not calling up Americans playing in England's Championship, the league just below the Premiership, to the national team. The coach has stressed the importance of American's playing soccer in Europe, against the best players in the world, and many of his roster moves have indicated that Europe's 2nd rung won't cut it.

So why bring up an NASL player? If the MLS isn't good enough, certainly the NASL isn't even worth a mention. 

To begin to answer this, it's important to consider other roster moves Klinsmann has made recently. Against the Czech Republic last month, Klinsmann called up young American Jordan Morris, who's currently playing for Stanford. That's right, a college sophomore made the squad.

How do we make sense of a coach that spurns England's minor leagues but embraces an NASL player and an amateur? While I'd love to throw around blanket statements about Klinsmann's roster decisions, it might be worthwhile to take each decision on a case by case basis. 

For the World Cup, Klinsmann took youth and inexperience over veteran, tested players. Landon Donovan and Clarence Goodson would have been solid choices and given USA a backup plan. But that's not what Klinsmann's looking for. "Good enough" isn't good enough when you're trying to build your organization into one of the best in the world. Picking Deandre Yedlin and Julian Green over Goodson and Donovan were controversial calls at the time, but the choices proved to be inspired. Both players were big talking points among media members after their World Cup performances.

Green's playing time and extra time goal against Belgium were a signal to other European players with American ties that they could make an immediate impact on a national team on the upswing if they choose to play for USA. Yedlin's outstanding performances at both left defense and left midfielder forced scouts and European teams to re-evaluate some of the young talent that MLS has to offer, which should in turn provide more opportunities for young Americans to make the move to top European clubs.

All of these moves are meant to lift the profiles of certain players and punish others for their lack of ambition. Sometimes those aims seems to be at odds, like how Klinsmann slighted MLS when he overlooked Donovan while simultaneously elevating the league by rating Yedlin so highly.

What does this all mean for Ibarra? Both the Ibarra and the Morris selection seems to suggest to all U.S. players that they have something to work towards. They are decisions that say to the players "Hey, even if the MLS passed you up that doesn't mean this is where it ends for you." For NASL players especially this is a signal to them to not give up on a potential assignment for the national team. Klinsmann is still watching everybody, and if you put in the effort then you'll get your chance.

And that's really the common thread in all of these decisions. Snubbing England's second tier while embracing America's says the same thing to those players: don't settle and keep pushing yourself. For those in England that means they still have work to do. For players like Ibarra and his teammates it means that there's still something to play for if they put in the work.

While this decision might mean Ibarra's not long for the NASL, the decision is more about the lower leagues in general than just one player. If Klinsmann can inspire all those in the NASL to push themselves that much harder with one roster choice, it'll be a boon to the league, the entire USA soccer pyramid, and for Klinsmann's team USA.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The Fall Season Halfway Mark, or The Combined Table Two-Thirds Mark!

There are many reasons to love American sports leagues. One of the best parts is the irrational way leagues schedule games and determine the playoffs. In the NBA it's not uncommon for teams with losing records to make the playoffs. In the NFL teams don't even face half of the other teams in the league. I couldn't even began to tell you how the NHL operates. Thankfully the NASL structures their schedule in a similarly irrational way.

Last Saturday, our Loons played their ninth game of the season, meaning they hit that all-important fall season halfway mark. If the fall season ended now they'd be in 2nd place in the fall table and 1st in the combined table. Of course this wouldn't matter because they won the spring season, a nine game stretch that was completed nine games ago. Winning the spring season gave Minnesota one of four spots in the playoffs, but those don't start for another nine games when the fall season ends.

This all makes sense right?

The NASL playoffs consists of four teams: the winner of the nine-game spring season, the winner of the eighteen-game fall season, and the two teams with the best record in the combined season that didn't win either the fall or spring season. It's as clear as mud, folks.

This season's structure is a new one, and it seems to have something to do with the World Cup. NASL thought it necessary to take a six-week break at the same time the World Cup was played. I guess that's out of respect for the FIFA calendar because I'm not sure the tournament had any impact on NASL rosters. So with a break happening early in the summer, the league was left with too few weeks to work with in the spring and too many to use in the summer and early fall.

There are some out there don't like this lopsided split-season. Having one playoff spot determined after just nine games could open a spot for a team with a losing record after the full 27-game season ends. Plus, that nine game season means half of the teams will play one more home game than the other half of the league, giving them an unfair advantage.

I don't see the problem with any of this. The league has arbitrarily given advantages to half the teams in the league and potentially given a leg up for crappy teams. Isn't that the American way? The alternative to this type of split season, one with nine games in the first half and eighteen in the second half, is what exactly? Two evenly split seasons with nine games each? Or just one season with eighteen games where each team plays everyone once at home and once away? And what, the four best teams overall advance to the playoffs? This sounds a little too rational. Where do people think they are, Europe?

How does that work for Europe anyway? After 22 seasons, the English Premier League has crowned just five teams as champions. One of them, Manchester United, has won the league 13 times. And just last spring in Spain, Atlético Madrid were the first team not named Barcelona or Real Madrid to win the league in ten years. Those two leagues perfectly illustrate how a rational schedule can lead to the richest teams winning all of the trophies.

If anyone wants a good example of the pitfalls of a free market, especially when compared to the benefits of socialism, look no further than professional sports. The laissez-faire nature of European soccer has lead to an elite few dominating financially, while the redistributive policies of American sports leagues has lead to greater parity and has strengthened smaller teams who are without deep pockets. That's right, the Americans are the socialists in the sports world.

It's that type of irony that makes me love American sports. That, and the irrationality.

I'm not sure what schedule the NASL will come up with next year, but one can hope they continue their slide towards American-style irrationality. Maybe they could split the season into three parts instead of two. And then they could have playoffs after each mini season to determine the champions of each season, who then go on to another playoff to determine the champion of the full 2015 calendar year. No matter what happens the season will differ from the 2014 season as two new teams, Jacksonville Armada and Oklahoma City FC, join the NASL. Can't wait to see if any of these newcomers will challenge for the Late Spring/Early Summer 2015 Cup.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Those Darn Rowdies

I'm enjoying these photoshop jobs by Minnesota United's PR team today:




Two awesome fan images, blown up to add that nice pixel-look, making that cut-and-paste job that much more difficult for the art department. There's shade of the the LA Galaxy Landon Donovan send off in these pics:

Such a choppy beard, you have
Like the top image points out, United have a game agains the Rowdies tonight. There's a quasi-rivalry between these two teams because Tampa Bay and the Twin Cities make for a natural rivalry, geographically speaking.

Minnesota won the 2011 NASL championship in the league's first season, and Tampa Bay won it the next year. More recently, Minnesota won the spring championship at Tampa this past June. Both teams tend to score a lot of goals when they play each other, including a 3-3 draw this year and a 6-4 United victory last year. Tampa Bay's Brian Shriver won the golden boot last year and United's Christian Ramirez will most likely win it this year.

There's a lot of similarities between the two clubs and the league is eager to play this up into a rivalry. Maybe you buy into this, maybe you don't. Rivalries bring fans, and yet it's hard to find natural ones with a 10 team league. With that said, Tampa Bay already has a more natural rivalry with Ft. Lauderdale, and Minnesota fights for the Flyover Cup every year with FC Edmonton. Both seem to be a natural fit based on a map of NASL teams.

On the other hand, the drive to Edmonton from Minneapolis is 1200 miles, while a drive to Tampa is 1600. Neither distance really seems geared to foster much of a rivalry for fans. Maybe it's time for Minnesota fans to try and kickstart a more natural rivalry, say with a team like Indy Eleven. The only problem with that is Indy's team has won a measly 8 points out of 9 games this spring season, and it's much harder to start a rivalry with a team struggling like they are.

After thinking it over, maybe it's not such a bad idea to play up this Rowdies-United rivalry. I mean, seriously, who can love a team called "The Rowdies." And those colors. Green and gold? Ugly. Stupid Rowdies. I hate them so much. Go Loons!



Friday, August 22, 2014

Twitter Done Right

After being without internet for 19 days, I'm back.  It's been a tough few weeks staring at my phone screen and getting as much free Internet from work as I can muster.  But now I'm surfing the web in the confines of my own home just in time for our very own Minnesota United to be a featured team in this week's installment of NASL All Access (#naslaccess).

With NASL All Access (#naslaccess), fans get a glimpse at what life in the almost-big leagues is like. Take a look at United's twitter feed today as they head out to New York for the weekend clash against the Cosmos.

Here's the team dropping off their bags:
And here's the line for airport security:


Just sitting around waiting for takeoff:
Getting their seats:


And their arrival:
This continues with the team getting on the bus, but I'll let you check out NASL All Access (#naslaccess) to see that on your own.

I don't know about you, but I don't feel connected with my team unless I get a minute-by-minute travel update. But is this enough? I only saw one gratuitous athlete-wearing-Beats-by-Dre shot. You mean to tell me Floyd Franks wears complementary iPhone ear buds? And what drinks did they get on the plane? Did Manny Lagos place restrictions on their in-flight snack options? My guess is he says 'no' to cookies, 'yes' to peanuts, and if you get the pretzels eat half on the plane and save the other half for a mid-afternoon snack (that's all contingent on the hotel mini-bar purchases coming out of the players' paycheck).

This is all well and good, but if you want real, unfettered access (#naslaccess), then follow Miguel Ibarra and Christian Ramirez on twitter.


Hijinx at their best, folks. What's not to love about that last picture? Here we have two best buds playing a good old-fashioned slumber party prank on an unsuspecting Jamie Watson. It's a simple case of boys being boys being the most prolific scoring duo in the NASL.

In an age when EPL managers think it's ok to send racist, sexist text messages to their old boss, it's nice to know that here in Minnesota we've got two fun-loving Twitter pros showing the rest of the soccer world how to do social media right. Stop bitching about your birthday cake, and start taking photos of your teammates sleeping!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Summer of the Season: Soccer

Minnesota United has branded this season "Summer of Soccer." It works as a slogan cause that's the current season, the sport they play, and, most importantly for them, it's an alliteration. The alliteration makes it catchy.

While some may read that and let out a yawn, or even roll their eyes (show some decency), it's a pretty accurate statement for the club. After winning the spring season of NASL, the club sponsored World Cup viewing parties across the metro, including Brit's and Nomad which had record huuuuuuge crowds. Before the start of the fall season the team played a friendly against the Mexico U-21 team in front of a sell out crowd.

Not to be outdone, United somehow managed to sell even more tickets for their friendly against EPL club Swansea City last Saturday. (I'm not exactly sure how they did, but it might have something to do with moving their fan club, the Dark Clouds, to the area behind the southern goal, and selling pitchside seats for the small fee of $125 - and yes, people did sit there).

No matter which way you cut it, it's been a successful summer for United, and that's not even including the game results. The team has started the fall season with two wins, and then beat Swansea 2-0 after only 1 day of rest. Not a bad result for a second tier American soccer team.

The cynic in me would say that Swansea themselves were playing on 2 days rest, and their best players were either recovering from the World Cup or back home waiting to get loaned or sold to bigger clubs. And any English team touring in America during the preseason cares more about making money and increasing their fan base than winning. United, on the other hand, sat deep in their own half for about 99% of the game and scored on two of their only shots of the game.

But if Swansea was in Minnesota mostly to gain more fans, that went double for United on the night. People were out in force at the game. Some 9,000 people drove out to the suburbs to watch some exhibition soccer. And if just a handful of those English soccer fans come back to watch their hometown NASL team, then United will have succeeded in their mission to win summer and claim it as their own more fans.

The guy in the Ronaldo jersey on the left is giving me the stink eye like he knows my panorama is crooked.
How did he know?


One last thought on the atmosphere. It seemed to leave quite the impression on the Welsh side who are no strangers to raucous soccer crowds:
“There was probably a better atmosphere here tonight than there was the other day back in Milwaukee, even though there were 40,000,” [Swansea's Neil] Taylor said. “So that tells you everything about the fans tonight and how loud they were. If they’re like that every home game, then that’s great.”
Everybody has loved throwing that quote around in the days since the match. In fact, just about everybody visiting the states this week has had great things to say about soccer in America, including Bayern manager Pep Guardiola. And why wouldn't they? It's much easier for Americans to support a European team and buy their jerseys when they have nice things to say about their country. Then again, maybe they mean what they say.

"America you are so great at soccer. Buy my jerseys. And T-Mobile."

Friday, July 18, 2014

A Railhawk Recap and a Swansea Preview

Thursday nights are the new Saturday! At least that's how NASL was feeling last night after Minnesota United's 1-0 win over the Carolina Railhawks:

It would be an intriguing development if the NASL decided that it wants all 5 weekly games to be spread across 5 different time slots. That way the throngs of rabid NASL fans would be able to watch every match in real time. On the other hand, there's a certain comfort in knowing that Minnesota United play nearly every game at 7pm on Saturdays. That consistency is comforting for me, not unlike the way Linus' ratty, blue blanket makes him feel.

Don't you go changing on me, NASL!
A few quick thoughts on last night's United victory:

1) United could use their own field.

I just want to warn all of you that the following images, highlighting the shoddy conditions of the field, aren't for the faint of heart. Scroll quickly if you're squeamish:


As if we didn't have enough reasons to be annoyed by ultimate frisbee.
It turns out that hosting daily youth soccer games just a week or so after hosting that national ultimate championship destroys a soccer field. Or maybe United have decided they play a better brand of soccer on a dirt covered field. But these quotes from the Star Tribune lead me to think that's not the case:
Another point of contention was the pitch condition, as the Schwan’s USA Cup has been using the stadium for several games a day for a week.
[Railhawks manager Colin] Clarke called the condition “awful,” and [United manager Manny] Lagos couldn’t disagree with him this time.
“It’s had better moments, for sure,” he said.
How diplomatic of you, Manny!

With the amount of money United have been charging for tickets this season, let's hope they're saving some of that for building their own stadium.

2) The Fashion Battle

The Railhawk coach may have scored a moral victory over Lagos when discussing field conditions, but he got trounced in the fashion department:

Colin Clarke is not a student of #menswear.

Reporter Eric Nordquist is in complete awe of Lagos' sartorial sense.
If you want to succeed in soccer you have to dress the part. All the great managers of today have ditched the track suit for a well-fitted dress shirt. Just look at Pep Guardiola at Munich or Roberto Martinez at Everton. Those two look good and their teams are better for it. And take a look at this World Cup champ:

If Jogi Low's fashion choices didn't inspire Germany to victory
then tell me what did!
Clarke's team lost this game the minute he put that track suit on. Lagos, on the other hand, shows how you dress if you want to win championships.

3) Omar Daley and Justin Davis are the bizarro versions of defense and offense.

Lagos gave Jamie Watson a rest after Saturday's match in Ft Lauderdale. That opened a spot for Omar Daley to start as the left midfielder in front of left back Justin Davis. Daley did a great job of tracking back to defend and took some of the pressure off of Davis on the left hand side. Going forward was another story for Daley. When he wasn't getting dispossessed in the attacking third he was taking poor shots or holding onto the ball a touch too long.

Davis, despite starting as United's left back, was their best attacker at times. Aside from Miguel Ibarra, he's maybe the only person on the team willing to dribble at the opposition, and he probably created just as many chances as the midfielder. I can't say too much for his defense. He was caught too far forward at times, and was culpable for the Railhawks best chance on goal. In the 74th minute he was in no man's land when Railhawks' forward Shipalane received a long cross and was clear on goal. In the end United were saved by the woodwork and Davis was able to recover to clear the ball from danger.

While Davis' defensive miscues can probably be forgiven as United's attack relies on him, Daley's poor offensive display is a little perplexing. What United are left with is an attacker who's greatest strength is defense and a defender who provides United with lots of offense.

United's tactics in cartoon form.

Where does this all leave United? With 6 points and sole possession of first place. And while the rest of the league will be playing their second game of the season this Saturday, the Loons will be squaring off against the EPL side Swansea City on two days rest.

There are many questions ahead of United's friendly this Saturday: Will there be any players from the Railhawks game available to play against Swansea? After drawing against Chivas Guadalajara 1-1, will the Swans look to beat United or absolutely spank them? If Garry Monk can be a player-manager for the Swans, why can't Manny Lagos do the same for United?

However, I think the biggest question is this: Why is Jonjo Shelvey wearing number 9?

Swansea's new number 9...
With Michu going on loan to Napoli, Swansea's number 9 has become available. And while the number is usually reserved for central strikers, center mid Jonjo Shelvey has decided to make it his own. Now, I don't know how things work in Wales, but here in Minnesota we have a saying: If it walks like a number 8, and talks like a number 8, and gets the ball stripped of him in dangerous areas of the field all to easily like a number 8, it's probably a number 8. Maybe Swansea are hoping to confuse their American opposition by giving their players inappropriate numbers. Or maybe Shelvey is actually confused as to what his position is. Hopefully we find out the answer sooner rather than later, but I won't hold my breath.

I'll be at the game this Saturday, and I'll be sitting in the supporters section for the first time alongside the Dark Clouds. I'm looking forward to seeing an English soccer team for the first time. Let's just hope the Swans don't spoil the moment.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

A Striker Recap and a Railhawk Preview

The Ft Lauderdale Strikers mascot Hot Shot, or Knuckles from Sonic The Hedgehog?


It's certainly nice that we have the NASL season to come back to after watching the World Cup for the past 30 days. Unfortunately, because one began just a day before the other ended, it's hard not to draw comparisons between the level of soccer being played.  While Germany and Argentina had to put in flawless performance to not give up a goal for 90 minutes in the World Cup final, Minnesota United and Fort Lauderdale both committed error after error in their season opener. Fortunately for United, they were the only team able to capitalize on those errors.

I felt a little bad for the Strikers while watching Minnesota win Saturday's match 3-0. Nothing seemed to go their way. In the 13th minute United center back Tiago Calvano lost sight of Striker forward Martin Nuñez who then had an open break on goal. Only he didn't take his chance when he had it, and instead allowed United goalkeeper Mitch Hildebrandt to knock it off his feet. As for Hildebrandt, who had more than a few great saves on the night, he made a meal of a cross in the 25th minute, pushing the ball right to Striker forward Jenison, who also could do nothing with his opportunity. In fact the Brazilian Jenison, playing in his first game for Ft Lauderdale, had a game he'll hope to forget after being unable to capitalize on more than a few golden chances.

While the Strikers deserved one if not two goals in the first half, it was United who were up 1-0 at the break. Slovakian goalkeeper Kamil Contofalsky, playing in his first game for the Strikers, lost sight of a Justin Davis corner kick in the 23rd minute. All Daniel Mendes had to do was stand on the endline and let the ball bounce off of him and into the net for the opening goal.

Contofalsky had a pretty rough debut in net for the Strikers. In the second half he let Davis cross the ball into the box for Christian Ramirez to run onto it for the easy tap in.  There wasn't much Contofalsky could do with the third goal after Striker defender Rafael Alves cleared the ball right at an oncoming Miguel Ibarra, who coolly dribbled passed Contofalsky and put the ball in the corner of the net.

United certainly played better in the second half and put the Strikers under more pressure, but the 3-0 scoreline conceals an overall poor performance by the backline who were lucky to keep a clean sheet. Tiago in particular was poor, losing his mark occasionally throughout the game. In the 80th minute he failed to track back to pick up substitute Aly Hassan who had a clear header on net that somehow hit the post. It's easy to forgive Tiago when your team is up 3-0 with 10 minutes left, but it was one in a series of mental lapses throughout the game.

On a more positive note, Ibarra's performance grew as the game went on. After a few misplaced passes at key moments in the first half, he was close to flawless in both his shot selection and distribution in the second half. It was nice to see Kevin Venegas back in the lineup at right back, after missing the end of the spring season with an injury. His performance was overshadowed by Davis' offensive dominance on the left side. Aside from Ibarra and Ramirez up top, it seems like the fullbacks will continue to be a major offensive factor for United in the fall season.

If the good news is that the team won 3-0, the bad news is that they have two fewer days of rest as the team faces the Carolina Railhawks in their fall season home opener tonight. The reason for the Thursday night game is that they play EPL side Swansea City at home this Saturday in a preseason tuneup for the Welsh side.

The Railhawks are coming off a tough 2-1 loss to Indy Eleven, the first-year NASL team that didn't record a single win in the spring season. The Railhawks scored first when Enzo Martinez fired through the legs of his defender, only for the Indy goalkeeper to let the ball go through his hands and into the goal. The game turned, however, after the Railhawks got a player sent off on a last man foul, and Indy were able to get two goals back in the remaining 30 minutes. The loss ended the Railhawks 17 game unbeaten streak in NASL competition at home. It was a tough way to open the season, especially after being eliminated in the quarterfinals of the US Open Cup just last week by MLS side FC Dallas.

Now the Railhawks come to Minnesota looking to erase the memory of last week's 2-1 defeat. Hopefully United can focus on the task at hand and not look ahead to Saturday's match against Swansea.

United showed great mental fortitude defending this corner kick,
as they faced the prospect of great deals at the Ft Lauderdale tire sale!

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Swansea Game Scarves

I'm watching the replay of the Ft Lauderdale game that United won last Saturday 3-0, and I might even have some thoughts for you on the match. But in the meantime I want to draw your attention to some sweet new scarves MN United has for sale at this Saturday's friendly against Welsh EPL side Swansea City:



Now that's a good looking scarf. But this photo reminds me of something:

Nothing sells soccer scarves like Stephen King
I'm picturing manager Manny Lagos slumped over the bar while the ghost of recently-departed-from-the-Premier-League Cardiff City tries to convince him to murder the Swans.

If you want to pluck imagery from Stanley Kubrick movies to sell merchandise, pick something from Spartacus.

You could hang a scarf around those shoulders,
if you know what I mean
You've got a rag tag team of minor league soccer players trying to over throw the old British empire, who have dominated the soccer landscape for centuries. Just put Lagos on a horse and throw a scarf over him. That's how you move some scarves!




Friday, July 11, 2014

The Opponent: Ft Lauderdale Strikers

It's hard to be defense-first with a name like that.


Here are some things to know about the Strikers before United open the fall season against them this Saturday.


1) They recently had a closed-door scrimmage against Argentina side River Plate.

A "closed-door" scrimmage? What do the Strikers have to hide? Yes, they lost 3-0 to the Argentine side, but when they're own blog said the Strikers "put in a strong match," who's to argue? I, for one, would like to, but they're making it too hard for me.  A fair person would say losing 3-0 to the most successful club in Argentina is nothing to sneeze at, but what does it mean to be champions 36 times? After awhile you gotta ask yourself, "why bother?"

On the other hand, having a closed-door scrimmage means they could try out some new tactics. Maybe a move to the controversial 4-0-6 formation is in the works; a new twist on the old zero-forward classic. Or maybe they've decided to give up passing the ball. It's gonna be dribbling or nothing for this squad.

36 championships is no big deal

2) The Strikers acquired two new goalkeepers this offseason while pursuing LeBron James.

Take a look at this recent tweet from Ft Lauderdale's official Twitter account:


What does it all mean? It seems like there's something the front office knows about Mr. James' skills that the rest of us don't. Fortunately James decided to stick with NBA and head back home with his head held high.

The Strikers signed not one but two goalkeepers in the offseason, a Slovakian national as well as one of the best college goalies in NCAA history. Why sign two goalies? Maybe this has to do with some of the tactical changes I mentioned earlier. Maybe they'll play with one keeper in the net and the other can play just in front of him as a sort of advanced keeper/sweeper position, or a 'keeper-sweeper,' as they say. (This is not to be confused with a 'sweeper-keeper,' who plays goalkeeper in such an advanced position that he takes on some responsibilities that a sweeper might traditionally do. Instead, the less common 'keeper-sweeper' is a sweeper first, who may at times play like a second goalkeeper, in a technically illegal manner.)

With two goalkeepers the team can afford to play with 9 forwards. United need to be on the lookout.

Move two of those defenders to forward positions,
and you have the 1-6-3 Japan used in 1936. Surprisingly they dropped it
after only two matches.


3) Strikers' gonna strike.

I got a chance to watch Ft Lauderdale when they came to play United last spring. I have to say that the 3-1 scoreline flattered United just a little bit. The Strikers were coming on strong in the second half to tie the game. Then the match turned in a matter of minutes when Christian Ramirez scored on something of a wonder strike, Ibarra followed that up with a goal of his own during a controversial offside non-call, and then the Strikers found themselves a player down after a senseless challenge led to a red card.

If United find themselves in a bit of hot water again this weekend, they should look to the refs to have them replicate that performance and hope their opponents receive one or two red cards. It couldn't hurt things.

Martin Nunez lets the ref know he's doing a bang-up job!

Finally, here's Christian Ramirez tearing apart the Strikers' defense. The goals are cool and all, but the rocking jams really sell the whole thing.



Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Nameless Loon


Minnesota United FC returns to NASL action this Saturday. They travel down to Ft. Lauderdale to face the Strikers in the fall season opener. This is an important season for the team, and a lot of questions will need to be answered by the spring season champions. Mainly, what’s gonna be the name of the new mascot?

All your favorites came out to unveil the Minnesota United Loon:
Crunch, Viking Man, Skating Furby, Cambi the Cambria

The short offseason saw the team unveil their brand new mascot, the samba wearing (deth)loon, and frankly there’s a lot to like about this loon: those sweet leggings, the fact that he’s sporting the right jersey, his oversized bird head won’t haunt my dreams. But the best part is that the naming rights to this bird are being handed over to you, the fans!

There's so much to consider when naming a team mascot. Specifically, we need to think of this as an opportunity to help grow the fan base. If you find the endeavor too overwhelming I am happy to present you with a few options to consider.

Below are some scenarios that can expand Minnesota United’s reach, along with a few naming proposals to get the ball rolling...

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Scenario 1: The World Cup has been so popular that we should pick a name to capitalize on the energy surrounding the tournament.
Proposal: Name the mascot “Fuleco the Loon.”

Millions of Americans gathered around their TVs to watch the festivities down in Brazil, thanks in no small part to the immense popularity of the World Cup mascot Fuleco, the soccer-playing armadillo. Unfortunately, once the World Cup ends on Sunday, he'll be set out to pasture with all of our other favorite World Cup icons of days past (we all miss you, Ciao, the lonely little soccer-headed stick figure). But what if the memory of Fuleco lived on in our loon? And, as the NASL team with the most Brazilians on the roster, it seems we have a stronger claim on the name than everyone else.

[Alternatively we could just name the loon Pele. Maybe we could steal some old school NY Cosmos fans that way. Or maybe do some cross promotions with Subway. Pele the Loon could shoot not t-shirts but six inch meatball subs into the crowd.]

"Eat up, fat Americans. Leave all the World Cups for me."


Scenario 2: There's a lot of young, seemingly hip youngsters in Minneapolis wasting their money on brewpubs. What can we name the loon to help bring them in?
Proposal: "Prince"

Not enough has been done to sell all the hip yupsters on soccer in this state. Didn't you hear? The New York Times style section says English soccer is "in." That must mean American minor league soccer is like True Detective meets quinoa liqueur, but for sports! Name the bird Prince and all sorts of collaborations open themselves up to United. The Walker Art Center could sponsor the jumbotron and show cat videos at halftime. Current DJs could emcee/ref the games.



Scenario 3: We kind of have an English thing going with the name Minnesota United FC. Let’s keep that going, shall we? Fans like consistency.
Proposal: “Loonie the Loon”

Us yanks nick all sorts of English culture: team names, footy slang, TV sitcoms. Why stop now? English teams have a proud, maybe 10-year-old tradition of creating mascots with completely unimaginative names. Here’s a small sample of some of the laziest mascot names from the British Isles:

Rammie the Ram (Derby County)
Fred the Red (Manchester United)
Hammerhead (West Ham United)
Terry the Terrier (Huddersfield Town)
Lenny the Lion (Shrewsbury Town)
Lofty the Lion (Bolton)
Roary the Lion (Middlesbrough)
Roary the Tiger (Hull City)
Roary the Lion (Guernsey)
Roar Lion (Blackburn Rovers)
Cyril the Swan (Swansea City)

That last one isn’t really lazy. It’s just extra English. And we can be extra English too. We could of course go with Louie the Loon, but that mascot already exists at Target Field. Besides, we’ve already got a super popular Louie from Minnesota. That leaves us no choice but to call him Loonie. As an added bonus for naming him Loonie we get to co-opt the word and stick it to Canadians.

"Name your loon after me and I will hunt you down."


Scenario 4: People love controversy. Let’s name the loon something that will get people talking.
Proposal: Zygi Wilf

The upside to naming the loon after the Minnesota Vikings owner is that the tax-paying public will find this mean-spirited and down-right hilarious. In no time at all they’ll be throwing so much money at United that they’ll build their own stadium that’s completely publicly-financed. That’ll show the original Zygi. The downside to this proposal is that we won’t be able to name the loon after popular FIFA President Sepp Blatter.

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Well those are just a few suggestions for you to think on. You can vote for the mascot name on the MN United facebook page or you can just tweet your suggestion to them. I believe they’ll unveil the loon’s name sometime before their fall season home opener next Thursday. And if the team ends up choosing “Roary the Loon,” make sure to thank me on Twitter.